hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!
“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”
by Sam o shame ass July 05, 2021
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Colm

A little retard that is partially deaf and can't look up without seeing people's big juicy cocks. he also thinks about getting fucked from behind by the shortest kid in the school which could be his bf
Hey your acting like a COLM! Sucking my cock like that.
by Studentyapper_! November 24, 2023
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Th best looking in the world and believes the earth is flat and be lucky to be with him.
Oh I found a Colm
by Colm keogh July 09, 2019
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A strange 18 year old who suffers from heinzophobia or a fear of beans as it is also known as.
A Colm may also be referred to as someone who works in lough rynn and is attracted to the name Durkan.
I hate beans I'm such a Colm
by Mandingo71 October 03, 2018
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The type of guy that enjoys playing Pokémon a little too much considering he’s should have grown out of it by now
That dude Colm is really enjoying the latest Pokémon game. He hasn’t taken a show since it’s release.
by Eboy Patrick December 11, 2021
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Person 1: Hey you're kinda like Colm.

Person 2: Bro that's a bit insulting ain't it
Person 1: Well it's your fault for being a bitch
by Johnbbybyb May 09, 2021
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A person who is very much a racist , might not be towards someone and there face but on someone’s back , a colm gets along with a lot of boys in general but not so much girls , most girls might even hate him , he is more of a sports person and likes playing ball games .
Do you know that guy over there”

Colm “which one , the ni**er or the white one?”
by Jordan lacois moor November 23, 2021
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