Coleslaw

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw

Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.

by Smxz March 25, 2019

Coleslaw

One of the most nastiest shit I put in my mouth

Friend: Hey I got some catfish and some coleslaw you want some.

Me: Who the fuck likes coleslaw?

by Some Random Guy From Maryland March 6, 2021

Coleslaw Effect

When a homie hopper goes somewhere new and no one knows he's pick me asf, but people eventually realize over time till everyone hates him like everyone did at the last place.

"I feel bad for the girls at his new school."
"It's fine, the Coleslaw Effect will come through."

by weseeyousam December 20, 2022

kanye penis coleslaw

something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner

Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Coleslaw

Sex on the side

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.

by mamma12 March 30, 2009

Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long

My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself

by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016

Coleslaw

Another name for the side chick

Girl, you are his coleslaw!

by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017