Coldplayed

When a good song gets overplayed on the radio. Named after Coldplay's 2008 song Viva La Vida.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard the song Hey Soul Sister?
Person 2: Of course I have, that song has totally been Coldplayed.

by Kotsop December 22, 2010

Coldplay

A verb. To coldplay. The act of taking someone else's idea and passing it off as your own.

Man 1: Hey check out this cool hat
Man 2: Yeah thats a pretty sweet item of headgear there

*later*

Man 1: Hey whats that on your head?
Man 2: Oh, um, nothing...
Man 1: Dude you totally coldplayed my idea.

by makuus July 9, 2009

Coldplay

Plays alternative rock. Published the albums Parachutes (2000) and A rush of blood to the head (2002). Consists of Chris Martin (vocals, piano, guitar), Jonny Buckland (guitar, harmonics), Guy Berryman (Bass) and Will Champion (drums).

I just want to listen to Coldplay.

by Aleksander December 27, 2003

Coldplay

A forgotten secret Nazi vengeance weapon next to the V1 flying bomb and the V2 rocket.
The use of Coldplay on the civil population causes severe social problems such as: mass depression, mass self-pity, mass nausea
and also brutal anger in partially immune civilians.
Long term effects include severe debilitation and apathy.

Coldplay on the radio:
"Is there anybody lost and hurt(...)"
.....
*Mass Sobbing*

by n008 April 11, 2009

Coldplay

1. A band that writes easily accessible music that happens to be entirely void of meaningful substance.

2. Adult contemporary emo

3. Shit on a stick

Hi! My name is Chris Martin from the rock and roll band Coldplay. All I want to do is be like Thom Yorke, save the world, and name my kids after fruit!! OMG <333

by likeyehokwhatev June 1, 2007

Coldplay

Noise that people call music and every song sounds the same.

Just a way for people to be cool

The sound of styrofoam rubbing together is Coldplay.

or

Eww, you like Coldplay? You must hate life!

by Micheal Ricard III February 19, 2009

Coldplay

Possibly the lamest band in existence. Their entire catalogue is nearly a carbon copy of a short phase Radiohead went through before moving onto other things like people with actual artistic talent tend to do. Coldplay's lyrics are horridly generic, and their lead singer (Chris Martin) likes to wallow in his own sadness and deliver all his lines as if he's about to start crying at any second like a giant doucher.

Coldplay fans often claim to like the band on the grounds that their lyrics are really provocative and profound. It is best to avoid all interaction with these people, as their semi-retardation has been proven to be contagious. They can be identified by the shit stains around their eyes, nose, and mouth due to them habitually burying their heads in their own, and each other's, anuses

Coldplay fan: Dude WTF!? I passed off these Coldplay lyrics as my own work for this poetry assignment in English, didn't get caught, and STILL got a D!! Plus now the short bus shows up at my house every day before school to pick me up! FML!
Person with any musical knowledge whatsoever: Just stay at least 10 feet away from me dude.

12-year-old girl: Hey Chris Martin, thanks for coming over to have sex with me.
Chris Martin: Are you kidding? I like men. I just need your diary to write 12 new songs for the next Coldplay album.

by GrandmaTakeMeHome June 4, 2011