cornflakes face

A person whose face has been pockmarked by acne

hey cornflakes face, do you want milk with that?

by jammy dodger February 20, 2008

Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.

Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!

by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009

Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls

Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny

by Zorkkins August 2, 2016

Pee'd in my cornflakes

Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.

Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.

Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."

by Nathan Speirs... May 16, 2010

cornflakes

the crust that forms on your face after sniffing too many poppers

them poppers burnt like hell last night ive got some serious cornflakes forming under my nose

by Messarooni August 25, 2008

CornFlakes

the flakiest person you know. someone you never can count on. definately deserving the title CornFlakes.

hey yo Anwar did baldemar come by and help you out like he said he was?

who "CornFlakes" that fool never showed up!

by plan-a-emcee October 21, 2005

cornflakes

cereal that tastes good when they are soggy.

Anybody: cornflakes taste better when they are soggy
Somebody: I like mine dry

by notsusatall December 7, 2018