coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.

Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.

by Mireru December 28, 2007

coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead

"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."

by Ahdinko January 9, 2009

coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

coffeesaurus

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.

Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.

by The Stew October 3, 2012

Coffeeeeeeeeejelly

One of the best or swaggy tiktokers out there

1. Yeah, i literally coffeeeeeeeeejelly on the entire platform
2. There are so many people out yhere that are so coffeeeeeeeeejelly. Weird right?

by Baldie•pika May 3, 2021

CoffeeArt

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com

How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee

by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022