cock mangler 

1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.

The main character in "The Old Man and the Sea" is a cock mangler, much like Ryan Barnes.

cock mangler by Robby J July 2, 2003

cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.

Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....

cock lock maneuver by J Man123 November 6, 2013

Cock in many pies 

A male who is sexually interested or active with many a girls. Similar to a man-slut.

Person 1: Hey did you hear? Jake got with 10 girls over summer!

Person 2: He's sure got his cock in many pies!

Cock in many pies by gjaa October 18, 2011

dead mans cock 

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

dead mans cock by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

old mans cock 

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

old mans cock by ROO30 August 13, 2006

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock

1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth by joshinho April 8, 2010

black mans cock 

a dick that is more then 12 inches that is found on black men

did you know a black mans cock hangs from the side of his legs that look like a giant tumor

black mans cock by TiTyRon January 16, 2010