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- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!
L: How was your night?

P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!

L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
by Lillies compass September 17, 2014
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A complete and utter plonker.. a silly sod.. someone without merit
He acted like a totally cockwomble
by Borthbeachcat May 7, 2018
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Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."
by A handle not already used March 6, 2021
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Used mainly as an insult towards men. Cockwombles are useless fuckwits that do not know what they are doing and stand around while watching others do work.
Hey you cockwomble! Get over here and help!”
by daddysims887 March 9, 2021
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When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.
"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
by womblers February 10, 2014
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Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.
by Wyld Will August 16, 2022
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What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.
Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble
by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020
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