Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.

Cockstruzel

by Craysh April 27, 2009

cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019

costume

An outfit which one normally wears for special occasions or functions, outside of personal formality or professionalism (except in a few cases, such as actors and mascots), which tends to deviate from one's personal style; a costume is often worn as a representation or reference of either a fictional or famous Person, Animal, or Idea (such as an emotion, a sentient monster, or a place). They can be hand-made or professionally tailored - likewise, they can be made of anything, from cardboard and Solo Cups to silk and velvet. There is also a market for Pet Costumes.

In some American and European Countries, many people observe Halloween by dawning costumes in the likeness of animals, celebrities, monsters, witches, emergency personnel, and pop culture icons like a glass of beer or a dildo.

At certain expositions, it is also common, if not customary, to wear a costume. Such events include various Anime Conventions (Anime Expo), (San Diego/NewYork) Comic Con, and Furry Conventions (AnthroCon).

You can make a Chihuahua look like an ally cat.

by F.Courier March 17, 2016

Costume Vagina

A woman who participates in cosplay so much that she practically lives in costumes.

Sally participates in cosplay so much that she practically lives in costumes. She wears her wonder woman costume to bed, she showers in her cat woman costume, and she works in her bat girl costume.. what a Costume Vagina!

by Zordock13 November 5, 2010

The costumes were great!

An insulting comment on a theatrical production, disguised as a compliment.

"Dwaaahhling!!! So glad you made it! What did you think of the show?"
"Oh uh...wow! The costumes were great! Where did you hire them?"
Subtext: the acting was wooden; no one knew their lines; I kept looking at my watch. It was a sack of pig shit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Cockstuffing

The act of inserting a penis inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure.

Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.

by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010

cockplume

An ornamental feather afixed to the top of the shaft of the male genitalia.

The lottery winner can carelessy parade around the office wearing nothing but a cockplume.

by the BG April 7, 2005