cocksmoker

1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".

In practice, the following conditions could exist

a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".

b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".

Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.

So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!

enjoy

Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)

"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"

by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

cocksmith

one who is an expert at the handling of his cock and administering it's services to the female gender.

Gudani is a master cocksmith

by clarence whorley March 1, 2005

Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.

I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017

cockmite

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.

“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”

by M8y1995 December 19, 2018

The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.

My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.

by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

cockadile

1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?

2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).

1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.

2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.

by schniggleh April 3, 2005