Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"

Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

by Stigglyz June 22, 2011

Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.

Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!

by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014

cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

by GM123 February 11, 2012

Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cocksman

One who is handy with the Johnson. A pick-up artist, if you will.

You can say Adam is phoney as hell, but you can't deny he's quite a cocksman. Look at that chick he picked up. WTF? How does he do it?

by Larry Tiita August 1, 2009

cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011

cocksmoker

1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".

In practice, the following conditions could exist

a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".

b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".

Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.

So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!

enjoy

Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)

"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"

by Sir Nick July 21, 2006