Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003

cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.

"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"

by n1n74 March 16, 2004

Cocknockah

New England Slang: Something that immediately commands your attention.

Say, Emmitt, thatt thaya dress ya dahtah's got on is a wicked cocknockah!

by Dumb Cracker December 12, 2008

cockjockey

One who mounts and rides the yock.

dude you ride so much sausage you're the Kentucky Derby Champion of cockjockeys.

by Kale23 September 15, 2009

cockblockathon

An all-out-rampage-assault on humanity where by one ruins the evening for everybody else, yet gets laid somehow and to top it all off manages to forget the whole experience the next day.

Excited voice - How was the party last night Alex?

Very pissed off voice - Shit, Patrick went on a "cockblockathon".

Disappointed voice - Oh no. Not again.

Group sigh...

by Dirty Electric November 22, 2010

Cockpocket

The sex act of putting your dick in a hot pocket with intent of getting off.

Jake: "I can't masturbate because my hand is broken, so I did a cockpocket instead."

by NLRFL January 16, 2016

Auburn Cockrocket

When you cum so hard it turns both of your heads red.

Wow bill looks really tanned today! No George he was in the office with Penny, he obviously gave her an Auburn Cockrocket!

by AimForTheKnee October 26, 2016