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cocknotch 

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough
Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"
cocknotch by Jesslina February 26, 2008

cockernocker

A cockernocker is a alcoholic drink containing one small bottle of babycham and a double gin,
Can i have a cockernocker please
cockernocker by Bob2013 July 16, 2013

cocksnot 

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.
I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!
cocksnot by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

cockernogger

someone who is a cock block but way worse, who will do anything to block someone from getting action. usually they ruin things just when the nasty starts to happen.
I was just about to do that chick, but Jim came in the room and had to be a cockernogger.
cockernogger by bobbers2 December 23, 2009

cockopotamus 

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.
That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!
cockopotamus by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

cocksnot 

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob
Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob
cocksnot by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016