commiserate

To pity

by Larstait November 7, 2003

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

by jsd9632 October 22, 2011

cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

Commisery

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.

I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.

by Tired of it November 3, 2018

cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004