Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

cockles

When we go fishing we use cockles (shellfish) for bait, when we go fishing for guys (on the town) our bait is our titties so we call them cockles

The cockles aint catching many fish tonight..... *sigh*

by Allie July 17, 2004

cocksessed

The obsession of a mans penis. Applicable for females (And Males), if you're into that kind of thing. When all you do is love a good dick. A familiar dick though. When all that matters is you and his lovin'. When that becomes your moral compass in life. Cocksession however has been known to be the foundation for long lasting, happy, committed , healthy relationship...aaaand some times not.

I never really knew how cocksessed I've become with him. It ain't love but it'll do! Cocksession got me rolling my eyes to see heaven at the back of my head, girl. Love ain't shit.

by @shmindian November 22, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Cockmessaged

When your boyfriend breaks upward you just as you were about to get the D.

Benjamin and I were going to fuck but he broke up with me because of that slut Cara, talk about being cockmessaged

by KateisinlovewithChris June 17, 2016