hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away

Oh cock off you nob 'ead

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014