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cockeyed 

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.
I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment
cockeyed by aarmistead September 1, 2013

cockeysville that hoe 

to get a girl on her knees and slap her with your dick
man that bitch was being mad disrespectfull so i had to cockeysville that hoe
cockeysville that hoe by 9hg January 5, 2008

Cockeyed 

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.
As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.
Cockeyed by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017

cockeyed sun 

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast
dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food
cockeyed sun by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

cock eyes 

A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.
Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
cock eyes by james March 16, 2005
See KnobEye for more info init.
You fricking cockeye!
CockEye by Duffy69 June 4, 2007