Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

cockamellon

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.I would love to give my wife weeks and weeks of Cockamellon.

by Edwin Torez November 7, 2019

cockarewski

Bro, Mate, Pal, Friend
English: est 1999

What's up tonight? Why haven't you answered your phone? I put my phone in drawer, Cockarewski.

by Waselhorns1980 May 21, 2023

Cockarewski

The actual cock (penis)

I saw this tasty chick earlier jogging and all I could think about is sticking a cockarewski deep within.

by Waselhorns1980 May 24, 2023

Joe udders Cockayne

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical

"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

by Michael Cockayne July 31, 2016

Cockade

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011