Cockatooey

Suspicious people in the hood, making a scene.

“Oi look at them cockatooeys at the pub.”

Cockatooey by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

Cuckatoo 

Its someone who uses unoriginal unfunny or stupid insults or roasts, and thinks they use really good insults.

Male #1: Bryce is such A Cuckatoo it's fucking anyoying.
Male #2: I know right I absolutely hate Cuckatoo's!
Cuckatoo: Your Gay Faggot!

Cuckatoo by Tk, Keegan, Will January 14, 2018

Cockadoodle Deuce 

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

Cockadoodle Deuce by early riser July 13, 2009

Cockatron

a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.

Cockatron by The Anarchist June 11, 2003

Cockatooing 

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

Cockatooing by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockatoe 

A male version of the Camel Toe

Dave's pants are so tight I can see his cockatoe

cockatoe by smack the mac December 14, 2015

cockadoodledouchebag 

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

cockadoodledouchebag by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017