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Cockateer 

Master of the cock

Almost jedi like in skill
'How does he always get the girls?'

'Total Cockateer.'

'Oh right. That explains it then.'
Cockateer by Sophie O July 11, 2006

The Cockatiel 

when u put your cock on someones shoulder unsespectanly, like a pirate.
since trevor was being such a d bag that night i decided to give him the cockatiel while we was sitting down
The Cockatiel by Issaquah'sFinest January 17, 2008

cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.
andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)
A dude that eats another guys nut out of a chick
I came in her and she left. Later on I saw another guy leave with her, she demands oral so That dude got the cockler
COCKLER by SMOE_Picka August 21, 2009

Cockligraphy 

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.
John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.
Cockligraphy by easygoinperson March 10, 2014

Cockalorum 

Person 1: Look at him! He's such a cockalorum!
Person 2: I know right!
Cockalorum by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016