Poor man's cocaine 

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

Poor man's cocaine by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

cocaine fingernail 

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.

You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

cocaine fingernail by VengefulTikiGod February 7, 2007

Cocaine is a hell of a drug 

An interjection. Originated from a famous skit in Dave Chappelle's "Chappelle's Show". The skit would portray Rick James, usually high on cocaine, preforming doing crazy and stupid things, such as smacking Charlie Murphy in the face. Rick James would frequently explain away his actions by saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".

From "Chappelle's Show":

Rick James: "Why you hit me like that Charlie Murphy?!?!"

Charlie Murphy: "Cause you hit me, man!!"

Rick: "That was weeks ago, motherfucker!!"

Charlie: "NO!! It was tonight!!"

Rick: "What? I..I hit you tonight..."

Charlie(voice over): I could see that he had no idea, he had really forgot."

Rick (Being interveiwed): "Cocaine is a hell of drug."

Example #2

Dude 1: "Dude you are so retarted."

Dude 2: "Hey now, cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Example #3

Dude 1: "What's up dude?

Dude 2: "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!"

Example #4

Dude 1: "He's in rehab now.'

Dude 2: "Yeah, cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Cocaine is a hell of a drug by TomM08 November 7, 2005

cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

cocaine by Dubiks November 17, 2018

Quack Cocaine 

A duck's favorite drug

Guy 1: Whats a duck's favorite drug?
Guy 2: Quack Cocaine!

Quack Cocaine by EgoKiller April 27, 2010

Cocaine Pants 

White cotton pants, typically are slightly tight. These are commonly worn by South American drug lords, in the movies. Owning a pair of cocaine pants, signifies the importance of the individual. They are leg coverings made from high-quality cotton/linen, most likely organic (but not fair trade), these guys don't run a charity.

The pants say "I don't mind killing people who are in my way, but I am still approachable".

Look at any movie about a drug lord like Scarface.

Some Guy:"Hey, nice cocaine pants, where'd you get them?"

Coke Lord: Pimp slaps Guy to the floor "Push drugs, make a mil, then come back to me"

Cocaine Pants by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

cocaine tiddies 

Tiddies that are of the same, similar, or higher quality than Margot Robbie's breasts in the 2013 cinematic film "Wolf of Wall Street" staring Leonardo Decaprio and aformentioned tiddies. Essentially the quality of tiddies required for optimal cocaine enjoyment

Yo I saw this girl today with the best tits today. She looks like she's should star in a Martin Scorsese film. Straight up Cocaine Tiddies

cocaine tiddies by Cocainetiddies July 10, 2018