cockmeat sandwich 

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.

"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"

cockmeat sandwich by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

Cockmeat surprise 

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

Cockmeat surprise by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

Cockmeat Sandwhich 

What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,

for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.

Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"

Cockmeat Sandwhich by fiya in da holeeee February 23, 2010

cockmeat special 

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

cockmeat special by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017

Cockmeat Sandwitch

An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.

ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!

Cockmeat Sandwitch by Lex2005 November 5, 2008

Cockmeat mustard gargle 

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

Cockmeat mustard gargle by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Cockmeatsandwich 

the act of putting your dick in a subway sandwich and having someone then eat the sandwich

that cockmeatsandwich has extra mayo

Cockmeatsandwich by myveryperkytits July 1, 2012