Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006

Coastly

1. A maritime mindset or perspective.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.

"I'm feeling quite coastly today."
"I had some coastly ideas by the bay today."

by Bksweeting May 14, 2023

Coal Cracker

A resident of Northeastern Pennsylvania, especially the Anthracite region roughly between Reading and Scranton

Yuengling! Diet staple of coal crackers

by Federal Q2 January 4, 2004

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

coal region

Once it's in you, there is no gettin away from it. It consumes you with football pride, underages, jailtime, psycho companions, beloved enemies and a totally different way of handling all the problems that are thrown at us. DRAMA, is our middle name, but makes use the best friends you will ever have in the end. We're always the champion drinkers. You will know someone is from the Coal Region when you hear "Yo Butt" and are greeted with a beer. The Coal Region.. Where football is god, truck exhausts are our alarm clocks, alcohol is our water, little girls are sluts, and FUCK is our noun, verb and adjective. No matter how hard you wanna get away, you can't ESCAPE the COAL REGION!

i'm a coal region girl.
and this is just how we roll.

by ruhnayyyxo January 12, 2008

Rolling Coal

Rolling coal is the act of modifying a diesel engine to supply a rich fuel mixture. This produces large black plumes of smoke. Sociologists have studied the connection between inbreeding and the modified diesel engines for many years.
The act of rolling coal has come to be known as a celebration in the United States as the love and commitment you share with your family.

Jimmy was proudly rolling coal while leaving the outskirts of the trailer park with his sister on his lap.

by Sethxy July 24, 2017