coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

coachella flu

Coachella flu is having the flu right after Coachella from the desert dust.

Hey Ryan can you hang with me today ?

sorry bro i got the Coachella flu

by ŠâmDÿer April 21, 2019

Hella coachella

Adj: Very cool and everyone likes them

Boy: omg sasha is so Hella coachella!
Boy 2: I know! I want to be her friend so bad

by Slslsl October 11, 2015

The Coachella

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face, simultaneously sprinkle glitter and let it harden to create a “festival mask” effect.

“Dude, things got wild. She asked me to give her the the Coachella before we left for the party.”

by garwoodj June 14, 2018

coachella valley

a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation

man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light

rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit

Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels

by the Randyman January 16, 2010

coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

coachella bod

A bod that is ready for Coachella. Particularly in shape and/or very tan.

I'd love some ice cream, but I'm working on my Coachella bod.

by Bianca Boovia April 18, 2016