As far as you can push a coin

A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.

That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)

by Jumper1969 May 1, 2023

Choink

Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)

Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.

by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019

Coinbase Noob

An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.

Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.

Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!

Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real

by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021

coincidink

a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

You love trail mix too? What a coincidink

by trailmix2011 September 9, 2010

coinkidink

The Classical Latin pronunciation of "coincidence".

Mehercule, ego quoque veni, vidi, vici! Talis coincidenc est!
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)

by vladvlad April 30, 2006

coincidencialism

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.

coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

by coincidencial man October 2, 2009

coin personality

A person who is like a coin. 50/50. 50% of the time they're really cool and enjoyable to be around, 50% of the time they're the most insufferable human being ever to walk the planet.

Bob: Hey guys, I brought a pizza and gifts for everyone!
Everyone: Woo hoo!
--The Next Day--
Jim: Hey Bob, what's up dude?
Bob: My foot will be up your ass in 10 seconds if you don't get out of my sight right now.
Jim: Talk about a coin personality...

by Palutena July 6, 2016