Clutterfunk

Adjective: A word used to describe a play that is poorly made or acted.

Michael: Did you see that school play today?
Hunter: Yeah it was a clutterfunk!

by HentaiiiLover69 June 17, 2021

trailer clutter

Noun.

Trailer clutter is the assortment of ridiculous clutter in any area of the property. Usually best descibed by a full kitchen such as pasta maker, pasta boiler, toaster, toaster oven, blender, microwave oven, vegetable steamer, vegetable shredder, food processor, etc. Essentially, clutter from someone who buys accessories to prove they are part of the electrical generation. However, now that all the 'material' is on display the cluttered space is no longer of any use.

I started dating a cute girl but quickly had to leave when it became apparent based on her kitchen and bathroom that my life with her would be filled with trailer clutter.

by Jeffy P February 7, 2007

Clutterbucked

Getting really drunk, fucked up from way too many shots of hard booze.

How many patron shots did we do last night? I was straight clutterbucked.

by Kjlonz June 15, 2011

clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.

Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!

by herren March 30, 2009

Clutter Rush

In the game Rainbow Six Siege. A full team of the loudest pathfinder operators in the game.

For attack: Fuze, Thermite, Glaz, Montagne and Blitz
For defence: Kapkan, Rook, Doc, Tachanka, Castle

Team Member 1: Yo, do you want to clutter rush.
Team Member 2: Yeah sure I'll go Thermite

by ChrisFlaps69 April 2, 2020

human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.

by Quinton July 26, 2006

Clutterfusted

The act of a person being fluster'd or caught off guard by another individual.

Every time my new boss comes into my office i become totally clutterfusted.

by Aaron Boudreaux June 30, 2006