Clumsy

Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.

by nucrash February 24, 2011

pumpy clumpy

-The entanglement of public hair between two or more people during sex with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-'Rat King' of Pubic Hair between two partners.

"How was your night Bob?"
"Let's just say the Old lady and I don't like razor bumps. Unfortunate for us, we got into the ol' pumpy clumpy."

by Harry McVein April 7, 2011

Clumsy

Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.

"Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy"

by big a de 619 April 11, 2012

clummy

A mixture of classy and scummy behavior usually found in service members.

When we carved out pineapples and poured all the alcohol we could find into them, we celebrated Thanksgiving like true clummy men.

by JohnnyRotten1775 November 27, 2009

clumsy savage

a compete savage that is clumsy at times as well. Tends to fuck up, in a savage way.

kris: wow connor just dissed the teacher, what a savage.
kris: lmao he just tripped, what a clumsy savage

by idfkb September 19, 2016

Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up

He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!

by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019

clumsymaxy

Clumsymaxy is a Funny TikToker who post Mcyt edits for his Kids. man. I love Minecraft edits

CLUMSYMAXY POSTED A NEW MCYT EDIT

by XxMidn August 30, 2021