cockfucker

(noun)One who's cock is so small, he resorts to fucking other men in their cocks.

(Peter)Posthump, did you crash whitestar again?
(Posthump)Word.
(Peter)You are a cockfucker!
(Posthump)Holla back.

by GuZzLeR May 11, 2003

Cockfuck

someone who has sexual intercourse with a cock; a "snoodler"

by Turd McBurgled August 20, 2003

asshole cockfucker

an asshole that also happens to be a cockfucker... see cockfucker

That chick is an asshole cockfucker, one time i heard her assole fucked a cock so hard its made a penis vagina

by mike mikerson October 29, 2007

clickfucked

When you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else.

I was on Buzzfeed and I went to click on that article, "I got botox in my vagina and it changed my life" then the page shifted and I was clickfucked into looking at 49 wardrobe malfunctions that would shock me.

by Mr Fantastic® January 13, 2017

clufuckle

When a clusterfuck combines with a debacle for the perfect storm of fuck-upness.

Letting Congress set their own salaries is a clufuckle waiting to happen.

by obxmar January 14, 2014

CockFuckShitPissAss

When you cannot express anger with a single word and instead you combine 5 into 1.

1. CockFuckShitPissAss i can't answer a fucking thing in this final.
2.CockFuckShitPissAss this fucking shit was a ripoff.

by Danexer May 12, 2016

crackfuck

I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.

While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.

by Alexia January 31, 2005