pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 31, 2005

cockfucker

(noun)One who's cock is so small, he resorts to fucking other men in their cocks.

(Peter)Posthump, did you crash whitestar again?
(Posthump)Word.
(Peter)You are a cockfucker!
(Posthump)Holla back.

by GuZzLeR May 11, 2003