Being woken up by having to take a crap.
I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.
by guzzler December 30, 2005
mugGet the pipers at the gates of dawnmug.

cockfucker

(noun)One who's cock is so small, he resorts to fucking other men in their cocks.
(Peter)Posthump, did you crash whitestar again?
(Posthump)Word.
(Peter)You are a cockfucker!
(Posthump)Holla back.
by GuZzLeR May 11, 2003
mugGet the cockfuckermug.