Clod

a lump or mass, especially of earth or clay. a stupid person; blockhead; dolt. earth; soil. something of lesser dignity or value, as the body as contrasted with the soul: this corporeal clod. a part of a shoulder of beef. Shortly: Yellow diamond.
Also shortly: A stupid person or piece of earth of clay. (Sometimes)

Peridot: "You CLOD!" "You... Crystal clods!" "Lumpy, clumpy, clodss!~" "..Unsufferable,half formed, trader, mega clods!" "...much more useful than those clods." :3

by NyzNigga June 12, 2022

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clods

a cute way of saying clouds

“awwwww look at those clods in the sky!”

by mightywil April 15, 2021

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Clod

Stands for clunge of the Day.

A clod is a particulaly fat, ugly and unnattractive person, the worst you have seen that day.

Clod points can be gained by kissing and/or sleeping with them.

"Wow check out that clod! If i got with her I'd get 3 clod points"

by Stevel Knievel April 15, 2009

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clod stompers

Any large lace up or pull on leather boot, almost always steel toe. Very heavy and durable, the boots are usually for work, but can be worn with normal outfits as well.

Dude, those nine inch combat boots with the steel toes you got are totally clod stompers.

by Orin J. February 9, 2009

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Dirt Clod

(n) - A female one pursues at a club, bar, and or post office etc. with the intent of sexual pleasure.

“Yo - how’s COVID been treating you?” “Man - I’ve been tossing dirt clods like it's my fucking job.”

by DirtClodLife October 5, 2020

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insensitive clod

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org

Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!

by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008

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