by Lex2005 November 5, 2008
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Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.
Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s
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Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.
Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s
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Clockedtastic rating: 5 w00ts!
I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.
Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.
I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.
Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.
by Clock'd 0Ne June 27, 2004
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When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.
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The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!
by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012
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It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50
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Get the cockfeather mug.A piece of missing media you consumed when you were very young, was extremely memorable and has left a lasting impression on you, but you cannot find it now no matter how much googling and asking people you do. You've tried for literally years and years, if not decades, to find this media, but you've not been able to find it at all.
The name of this phenomenon is inspired from one of the most high-profile searches for lost media throughout many years in the 2010s, when a man on a forum posted that for 28 years, he'd been looking for a short film, the "Clockman", he'd seen when he was 4 that he found to be extremely scary but had never been able to find or see again since. The search for the Clockman film gained traction and soon had hundreds, if not thousands, searching for it. After many years of searching and hundreds of dead leads, the film was finally found in late 2017.
The name of this phenomenon is inspired from one of the most high-profile searches for lost media throughout many years in the 2010s, when a man on a forum posted that for 28 years, he'd been looking for a short film, the "Clockman", he'd seen when he was 4 that he found to be extremely scary but had never been able to find or see again since. The search for the Clockman film gained traction and soon had hundreds, if not thousands, searching for it. After many years of searching and hundreds of dead leads, the film was finally found in late 2017.
"This story of two kids going really far underground I read when I was 5... I've never forgotten it, I've been looking for it for 20 years, I've never found it. It's my Clockman.
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