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Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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clitchy

a word used to describe women's version of morning wood

an impulse feeling of horniness in women, intense feeling of arousal in women

Shortcut for 'My clit is itchy, I need sex!'
clitchy,horny
by theclitchbitch May 1, 2009
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clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.
One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.
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clitche

A clit that is itchy
I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.
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Clitcicle

- Used in Winter or harsh cold weather to describe a woman wearing overly short skirt. Usually on the streets in a queue outside nightclubs.
Have you seen her over there? By the way she's walking she must have a clitcicle!
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cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."
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Clitcleaner

To shove a vibrating toothbrush up ones vagina (with your own paste or with actual toothpaste on it) making sure you brush all around and inside the vagina. This can be a sexual pleasure or an actual way to clean your vagina.
Maaan, her vagina was so stank, I had to do the clitcleaner on her.

Her pussy smelled fresh dawg, must've been a clitcleaner.
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