Clipboard nazi

Any person working a dead end job offering surveys that avidly alerts your attention and is determined to waste upwards of 5 minutes of your life to promote probably the worst product you've ever seen.

"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."

"You what? are you alright?"

"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"

by Oliwa October 18, 2009

Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Crimbo

Crimbo is a slang word for christmas

hey ben have a proper crimbo

by rammvena December 20, 2003

climb a wall of dicks

to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer

"I got so pissed off at him that I told him to climb a wall of dicks."

by julran13 November 1, 2013

Clipboarding

The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.

Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift

by xPEZINATORx June 28, 2015

clombo

Also known as a "drumette," a clombo is the drumstick-like portion of a chicken wing, usually served as hot wings.

"Oh, wow, HOT WINGS!"
"I call dibs on the CLOMBO!"

by Gregg Pittman November 22, 2018

Clipboard

Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.

P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!

by That Guy :/ May 14, 2021