Tree climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker

Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!

by Lyle86 January 4, 2017

porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008

Clickbait

(noun, pejorative) A seemingly innocent posting on social media that contains a link to more content, but whose true goal is to trick the viewer into clicking on the link so that the writer can collect view stats -- usually for monetary or for narcissistic purposes.

That tweet on how to get girls/guys was just clickbait -- it linked to some book on Amazon.

That posting in my stream titled "What This Person Did For That Will AMAZE You!" was just clickbait and linked to a paid advertisement video.

by Professor F. October 27, 2014

climb it, tarzan

usually said when giving someone the bird.
in short, "fuck off"

teacher: Johnny, you never do your homework and I'm sick of it.
kid: climb it, tarzan!

by generdddals December 17, 2008

climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.

Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."

by Asianman3000 May 2, 2010

climbo

That period inbetween Christmas and new year spent not knowing what day it is and mainly reading boring tweets and statuses about turkey sandwiches and waiting for the biggest piss up of the year.

Whoa nan! What part of Climbo is it, this turkey tastes well rank.

by Bouncersdream April 8, 2016

Clikarmy

A person that is both a fan of twenty øne piløts and BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan). The term is made up by combining the names of the respective fandoms known as the Clique and Army. They are known to be trustworthy, kind, smart and lovable.

Clikarmys are simply the best. They stan the best musical groups that exist.

by minmina June 16, 2020