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Cliftonism

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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Clifton

A very cute and smart boy, Who is very fun to hang out with,He can be shy by under all that shyness his a fun and cool dude to hangout with and his hella hot. If you have a friend named Clifton your in luck he will make all your days better and he would be the best boyfriend he would make you laugh and make you think your the best if your boyfriends name is Clifton don’t loose him :) But ya DONT loose your friend named Clifton cuz then you would prob have no one quite as fun as him :) They are most likely to get drawn to water horoscopes and names like shelby. They care for girlfriends/boyfriends and most likely to get them pregnant if they feel the time is alright.
Oh look at my brother clifton
by Niggerdickyourmomahoe September 18, 2018
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Cliftonite

A person from Clifton in Nottingham, England. Who is unable to speak with any form of articulation or prose.

One who is doomed to work a menial job in chicken plucking all their life, if they choose to get a job at all.
John Doe is a real Cliftonite, he speaks with a full-on potty mouth whilst in the job centre signing on.
by NottsLad April 8, 2009
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clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.
by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014
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cliffboner

Similar to cliffhanger in a TV show. When you end a kinky chat session or erotic role play to pick it up later, but it leaves you sexually aroused, because you did not "finish"
I had some real sweet erp with Jil last night, but it got late, so she left me with a cliffboner
by the real Zy April 20, 2018
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Cliftonsitting

Cliftonsitting can be taken in one of two ways, and perhaps both if you’re really dedicated to the art of Cliftonsitting.

1- Cliftonsitting is indeed confirmed to be babysitting the creature named Clifton. There is only one Clifton, for there can only be one. That being said, Cliftonsitting can be be the act of watching over Clifton.

2- Cliftonsitting is also referred to the term, “sit on it, Clifton.” As this second meaning is made for sexual acts and sexual acts only. The creature names Clifton will sit on your cock, and ride you before you eventually have enough, and thrust your hips into her sopping hole, but that’s saved for another time.

Take this into consideration if you’re interested or would be interested in the art of Cliftonsitting.
“Dio, do you commit the act of Cliftonsitting?”

“Why yes, I do. And boy does she love it~”
by PreciseFreak January 1, 2020
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Clifton college school

Bunch of bitches who are rich and think tthey are superior to other private schools and the girls want the boys attention soo much they send them nudes. Toss pots whos parents dont give two shits about and the boys are all tories with daddies car.
Someone: oh how do you know thats a clifton college school girl?
Me: she has breakfast at the downs and takes aesthetic photos
by Cliftonhatepage November 7, 2021
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