cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

cucktard

A mix between cuck and tard.

Is Tanner M. still a cucktard.

by cucktard April 18, 2017

Clickerdoodles

Click-through rates that are so good, you think they are cookies. Typically used when speaking about online marketing campaigns.

"Did you see the clickerdoodles Nancy got on her email marketing campaign? Those stats are off the charts!"

by Chief Urban Dictionary Officer March 14, 2019

cocktard

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

by jimzor July 25, 2008

cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

clickerdacker

kellyish for a remote

wheres that goddamn clickerdacker, whos the motherfucking cockbite who took it.

by analog_anarchy August 31, 2004

Clickerdick

In lieu of RTFMing (i.e. reading the f*ing manual), it is the action performed using the mouse when hopelessly lost in the quagmire of the world-wide web - desperately searching and searching and searching....

Q: How'd you find that website?!?
A: I dunno, I was just clickerdicking around and there it was!

by GirlsofCKS May 11, 2009