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Clickerjack 

A meaningless insult that can be used to go off your head at someone while leaving them confused.

Guy 1: Fuck off you fucking clickerjack!
Guy 2: What the fucks a clickerjack?
Guy 1: YOU FUCKING CLICKERJACK!!!
Guy 2: What the fuck is a clickerjack...
Clickerjack by FlipStar April 20, 2015

ClitterDick 

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.
"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."
ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

clitterdick 

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009

Clitterdick 

Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.
Lady GaGa appears to have what is known as a clitterdick.
Clitterdick by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010

Cliterdick

For a mannish looking girl or a cliteris that's so huge it looks like a dog dick
Dane that girl got a cliterdick.
Damn I fucked this girl last night and she had a fuckin cliterdick.
Cliterdick by Carmy012 February 1, 2010

chickendick 

a dick so small it is almost nonexistent, (chickens dont have dicks) a pussy
hey chickendick!
chickendick by 1queenB April 21, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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