Clematis

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.

"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."

by vtamnClover May 25, 2009

"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson May 9, 2006

clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

Cleptopencilia

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

by dodado May 28, 2011

cleptolighteria

a compulsion to steal other people's lighters

hey, my lighter's gone. must've been greg, he's got cleptolighteria.

by Natty Westside September 11, 2011

Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac

Aversion to steal ceramic ducks, mainly from relative houses. From greek "clepto" (to steal), "keramiki" (ceramic), "papio" (duck), mania.

Kinda cleptokeramikipapiomaniac you are!

by Lord Suru August 28, 2014

cleptocracy

Government where where important policies, often surreptitiously, aim at increasing the incomes and wealth of a small minority at the expense of a large majority.

The donations of the stinking rich Koch brothers make many see the Trump administration and the congressional majority as a cleptocracy in spite of the professed concern for the middle classes.

by Wryface July 31, 2017