The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.
by kbeast123 January 31, 2023

the act of shopping at retail stores with the sole purpose of finding items that have been greatly discounted by being put on clearance sale. Some buyers set clearly defined rules for clearancing, such as only buying items that are at least 50% - 75% off the original retail price. While not always the case, it's not uncommon for someone clearancing to buy items they don't really need, but will purchase because it is "such a great deal".
"You won't believe the great deal I found while clearancing today - a $30 purse for only $7.50!"
"I know I don't have a fish, but I just couldn't pass up the .25 cent fish food I found while clearancing today."
"My eBay store is filled with clothes I've picked while clearancing."
"I know I don't have a fish, but I just couldn't pass up the .25 cent fish food I found while clearancing today."
"My eBay store is filled with clothes I've picked while clearancing."
by brandiev December 27, 2008

by a_foxywolf December 12, 2022

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

by midarpa August 7, 2022

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!
dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!
girl : wink! wink!
dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!
by etomack`girl July 27, 2010
