Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.

“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.

by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021

Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.

The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.

by kbeast123 January 31, 2023

Trans-Clearance

a part of a transformers toy that is see-through

this Optimus Prime toy has trans-clearance windshields

by a_foxywolf December 12, 2022

clearancing

the act of shopping at retail stores with the sole purpose of finding items that have been greatly discounted by being put on clearance sale. Some buyers set clearly defined rules for clearancing, such as only buying items that are at least 50% - 75% off the original retail price. While not always the case, it's not uncommon for someone clearancing to buy items they don't really need, but will purchase because it is "such a great deal".

"You won't believe the great deal I found while clearancing today - a $30 purse for only $7.50!"

"I know I don't have a fish, but I just couldn't pass up the .25 cent fish food I found while clearancing today."

"My eBay store is filled with clothes I've picked while clearancing."

by brandiev December 27, 2008

clearance rack

referring to hoes. as if they’re on sale bc they’ve been used.

person 1: “they’re on the clearance rack”
person 2: “of fr bro? nvm then”

by midarpa August 7, 2022