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Clecha

Wasn't that smart streetwise until I went to the pinta and got clecha by the homies
by Paisa , Southsider Chicano September 16, 2021
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fanny clenching

When a women watches either a really scary film or a bit in a film which has a tense or climatic part to it, tends to clench her fanny together tight from excitment and nerves. The women may also squeeze her thighs tighly and also her asre cheeks too.
' Oh my god i couldnt keep still watching that film, it was so fanny clenching'
by Carina Crolla May 13, 2005
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Buckingham Clench

When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
by max nova July 3, 2009
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Creach

An incredibly ugly person. Said person may or may not be from this planet or completely human.
That guy in front of us in the Walmart checkout line is a total creach.

I hate going to the DMV, it's always a giant creach-fest.

Notable examples: Steve Buscemi, Anthony Davis, Lil Wayne, Honey Boo Boo's mom, Voldemort, Everyone in West Virginia, Etc.
by RobFord69 February 13, 2014
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Cheacher

Man I aint never had a cheacher like you befoe!
by samiralloveryourface February 1, 2010
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fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.
I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.
by Keatswords June 23, 2014
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Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench
It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.
by madhotfyre November 1, 2017
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