Clayton

A nickname for the dildo modeled after the dragon penis of "Clayton the Earth Dragon", sold by Bad Dragon.

"Hey, which one do you think he'd like?"
"Probably 'Clayton the Earth Dragon'."

by Xenogon December 3, 2013

claytoned

When your ex leaves you and pursues another individual around a week later—to be played.

“Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”

by EatMyAss28 May 31, 2018

Clayton

-A pumpkin kid who can steal anyone woman
-Baller with a perfectly amazing penis
Shoe God

-Most sexy and fine man on the planet

Clayton just stole my girl- Kanye

by Clayboyyy July 20, 2016

Clayton

An amazing, kind, funny guy who acts like a jerk but is really a sweet softie. He's downright hot, normally with sandy blonde hair, sky blue eyes and a gorgeous, sexy, muscular body. Clayton's are funny and smart, but when they open up to you it makes you feel amazing. They are amazing friends, but easily break rules and get in trouble. An amazing person in general, Clayton's are perfect friends and even more perfect boyfriends. Don't ever let him go.

"Clayton is perfect. I'm in love with him but he doesn't see which is okay because he's a perfect friend."

by NatTheOddBallBat November 21, 2017

Clayton

1. (n) A person who behaves in a manner outside normal traditions or group theory. Person exhibits characteristics and mood of someone who does not belong to a particular event, group, and/or position in life.

2. (n) A person who disagrees with popular opinion or otherwise makes decisions or circumstances challenging that would normally be easy and effortless.

3. (n) A person who demonstrates tendencies of a homosexual nature.

4. (n) A person who also goes by the name Bill.

A: "Is he coming to the party or not?"
B: "No, he can't. He said he didn't feel like it."
A: "What a Clayton."

by Ma The Meatloaf March 28, 2013

Clayton

A Clayton is one of the greatest guys you will ever meet in a lifetime. Is also the sexiest guys in the world. Usually has sparkling brown eyes, a warm smile, and a heart of gold. A Clayton is very loyal, caring, and will go through hell and back to make The one he loves happy. Don't ever underestimate a Clayton because he will be determined to prove you wrong.

That guy is such a Clayton.

by Wonder Woman111111111111 December 15, 2016

Clayton

Clayton is the best boyfriend ever he will always love you no matter what he will always be there for you when u need him most and he will always have ur back.he is kind gentle and caring and if u love and chariah him he will love you forever and always.

Wow is that a Clayton he’s the best

by I like Milk May 10, 2019