deek yo claddy

When someone roasts you, your claddy has been deeked. To figuratively get your cheeks clapped.

A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."

by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021

claudina

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile lights up the room. She is caring, funny, and considerate. She loves everyone and is kind. All and all she is amazing kind and generous.

1. Isn’t Claudina just beautiful?
2. Yeah she is

by the.greatest August 13, 2020

Jean Claude

A hot guy with sexy physic and eyes. Can't stay with just one woman because his a subconscious player to death and most men wanna be him and women want to in him. He's seduction is a trance that too few could understand, which leads you wanting more.

Girl 1: I meet this guy last night, he was fun, seductive and playful but I forgot his name!

Girl 2: He sounds like a Jean Claude for sure.

Girl 1: Yes that was his name.

by Mr Run October 14, 2019

claudio sanchez

Claudio Sanchez is the gorgeous & ridiculously talented lead singer/guitar player for the best band in the world, (progressive rock) Coheed and Cambria. Born March 12, 1978. He writes the story behind Coheed and Cambria and is not only an amazing wide-ranged vocalist, but an eloquent writer as well. People often take cheap shots at the beautiful Claudio by comparing him to a female, but it really doesn't matter because they're not the ones with 11003294328493's of fans.

"duhuhuh claudio sanchez sounds like a girl"
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."

by ambellina August 15, 2006

Claudia Zamora

Beautiful, artsy, youthful, and smiley. Usually is filled with excitement and is very energetic. Very attractive in every way.

Claudia Zamora is a famous supermodel.

by Roland Frier July 13, 2009

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

The Chaudhury

The Chaudhury is an act typically used in foreplay, where in one party lies on their back, and the other party lies on top, face up, looking at the stars.

The party underneath then proceeds to reach around and finger an orifice, whilst simultaneously using the other hand to fish hook their mouth, as if they were playing a double bass.

This act is preferably performed under a bridge, but this is not essential.

Richard: I took a girl home last night.
Liam: Did you give her The Chaudhury?
Richard: Mate, I played a whole jazz solo.

by Leftsidecut December 2, 2021