Claris

Claris is a person whom you should meet she is super active and cute. Although she has very little confidence, she is a extrodinary person that you should care and love for you life. If you meet her you better not mess up!!! And of you try to mess with her, your dead meat she is a badass person

Chloe: omg my friend just beat up a boy!!!
Cathlyn: omg!!! She must be a claris
Cheryl: she is one special person!!!

by belugaslimex November 21, 2018

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

clarrise

She's beautiful and strong willed. If you're a guy you'd be lucky to have her in your life even if it's just as a friend. For the ladies she's your ride or die kinda girl always there for you. She has this amazing body, a great sense of humour and you can't help but be happy when around her. In short she's your almost perfect girl.

That girl must be a Clarrise, she always makes me smile

by Imbecilicous May 9, 2018

Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018