Tinted-chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.

I am a tinted-chapstick lesbian. You can pick me up for a hike and a martini bar in 15 minutes.

by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021

Campsick

The state or condition of missing camp. Commonly happens to counselors because they are at camp for so long, but also can happen easily to campers who embrace the camp culture. It is like homesickness, but worse because it is a place you have chosen to make your home. Some symptoms include crying, depression, loneliness, reading, making, drawing, listening to, singing, looking at, hugging, or eating anything that resembles camp, looks like camp, is from camp, or reminds you of camp, even remotely ex: mac & cheese, trees, camp songs/chants, music, movies, books, comics, magazines, where the characters/people go to camp, go camping, or are even outside in nature that may possibly look like camp or are in tents or a

cabin, even a lake or a tree or a pinecone... also, wearing, obsessing over, looking at drawing, or reading anything that came from camp, you brought back from camp, or was taken at camp. ex: wearing camp shirts for entire week, constantly looking at pictures from camp.

The only known cure is taking the person back to camp but over time, the level of campsickness will decrease the level of campsickness depends on how long you spent at camp. The longer, the worse the campsickness it also depends on the degree of how much you enjoyed camp, usually the more you enjoyed it the more you want to be back. Usually campsickness is at its prime the first week to month away from camp.Camp sickness is an awful condition

She was so campsick the first week back from camp

by skatergirl_8D August 13, 2019

Chapstick

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.

My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.

by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012

Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.

While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.

by Venue1590 April 23, 2009

chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006