Clampitt Story

A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.

Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe

by Nate Brott December 27, 2011

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008

clampstick

The proper form of chop sticks because of the simple fact that chopsticks do not chop. They, amazingly enough, clamp onto food.

I use clampsticks to eat my Chinese food.

by Mrrple April 2, 2007

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

Jedd Clampett

Bathroom term - Explosive diarrhea that gargles in your ass before coming out.
"out from the ass comes the bubbling crude"

is that your stomach growling? no, I'm about to have a Jedd Clampett.

by Waldorff October 21, 2008

the clamper

When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER

I told cheryl I won't come in her mouth...wrong, THE CLAMPER!

by Miangmiang June 21, 2016

Clamped

A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals

I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!

by Yellow pages October 21, 2010