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CirezCritique

(Verb)

When you watch a YouTube stream of Generals Zero Hour, and the battle is ongoing between SiZe and Excal (Considered as the GOATs of the game by many). You won't enjoy the stream, unless CirezD (#1 Semi, The Best Heavyweight Noob Player out there in the game) is giving his thoughts, his remarks and his CirzeCritiquing skills! He CirezCritique any player, regardless of his skills.
A true story, CirezD ate his homework one day due to being told it was a piece of cake by his teacher. He CirezCritiqued his teacher for not giving more homework.
by Not Fargo December 25, 2020
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moonlighting curse

When the will-they-won't-they couple on a TV show finally gets together... and it ruins the show. (Derived from the 1980's TV show Moonlighting, whose ratings declined to the point of cancellation after the main characters finally resolved their sexual tension)
"I really wish they'd just get together already!"

"As much as I want that to happen, I'd hate for the show to be ruined by the Moonlighting Curse."

"I guess you're right. The show won't be as much fun once the sexual tension is gone."
by TV Tropes January 12, 2014
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Cursed

As defined by the r/cursedimages mods: an image/video that causes confusion, eeriness or dread; or where the following questions are difficult/impossible to answer:

Who?: Only applies if there is someone in the image itself who the common person would not know the identity of. It does not apply to the question "Who did/made this?" since that applies to nearly every image.

What?: Either applies to "What is this?" if "Who?" does not apply, and always applies to "What is happening?" Even if you can tell what is happening, this question can be rhetorical if the situation is purely absurd in nature.

Why?: Applies to "Why is this happening?" or "Why did someone do this?" or "Why would any sane person do this?".

How?: Applies only if an action is being done or has been done in an image to wonder how it happens. If it can be reasoned as to why, this question does not count.

In a similar vein, cursed comments make you think: "What the hell did I just read?", "Why would anyone type this out?". They tend to be overly edgy comments.
Q: What are some ways to tackle suicidal thoughts?
A: Shotgun to the face.
Poster of the screenshot: Cursed suicide

Comment 1: 90% of koalas have chlamydia.
Comment 2: Oh fuck
by penishead2 December 23, 2020
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the jerma curse

A curse sometimes incurred by content creators (most notably Jerma) in which they go viral often but no one recognizes them, popular Jerma examples include The small enemy spider, the giant enemy spider, peep the horror, when the impostor is sus, etc.
Bro got the Jerma curse 💀💀💀
by Butters my Butthole™ February 16, 2022
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The Hangman's Curse

When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.
I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.
by Tromboneman272 September 6, 2023
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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Players Curse

When you have treated girls like a game and when you start having kids you only have girls.
Man1: Did you hear that he's having wife's pregnant with their third girl.
Man2: It must be when he was younger, that damn players curse
by toitgus March 11, 2019
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