Gatling Gun Circle Jerk

An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.

"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."

by A Very Concerned Avocado April 3, 2020

getting the circle jerk

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.

I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!

by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010

circle jerk

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.

Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.

by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005

Circle Jerk

A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.

Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?

by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006

circle jerk

A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.

All of those men are in a circle jerk.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal May 7, 2016

circle jerk

When a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center. Also known as C.J.

Hey, Bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?

by Karl T October 4, 2005

circle jerk

A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.

Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.

by flashbang65535 October 26, 2006