love chutney

Semen. Specifically the stringy creamy gook that has a thicker consistency.

"Andy probed Mickey's bottom with his wanger until he exploded all over, spreading his love chutney everywhere."

by dr_bob January 24, 2008

Chutney Tunnel

Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.

When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.

by stuart71857 May 22, 2008

Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009

Up the Chutney

A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.

Your mother takes it up the chutney!

by HUsstlebooger June 4, 2007

chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

by Spyke March 20, 2003

Chutney music

Indian Music originating from the Caribbean Islands.

Made popular by the "King of Chutney Music" Sundar Popo!

A favourite Among Indo-Caribbeans in New york,Miami and London.

Chutney music is a hybrid of Latin/African/European Pop and Indian Classical musical styles and is from the Caribbean States of Guyana and Trinidad.

by Donny Ramsoondar July 4, 2004

Butt Chutney

Fecal discharge of more robust composition than bum gravy, but less substantial than normal constituted turd. Rating approximately 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Oh man I had such amazing butt chutney after the curry last night.

by itpro420 April 22, 2010