Church steeple 

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

Church steeple by Favol March 5, 2023

Church Shooting 

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

Church Shooting by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Church slut

Someone who pretends to be pure but isn't

That church slut sucks

Church slut by 100000t March 3, 2026

Church Satanic Roblox

Church Satanic Roblox was a com group on discord spamming of child pizza and animal abuse and was banned on October 27.

Church Satanic Roblox is wild.

Church Satanic Roblox by La Desca meh November 5, 2025

blue church syndrome 

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.

"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."

blue church syndrome by glenpai November 29, 2024

Middle east church service 

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

Middle east church service by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016