crumpin'
Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle
Chumpkin
An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.
A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.
First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
Crumpin'
1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.
2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.
3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."
2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.
3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."
Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."
You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."
You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."
Crumpin' by Andrew and David December 23, 2007
Booty Crumpin'
Booty Crumpin' by mckrider November 6, 2009
Chumplin
A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin
Please hand me another chumplin for consumption
The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening
My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin
The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening
My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin
I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
chompin
to be filthy, awesome, krispy, legit, savi, and much much more in a better way and way ahead of the curb. to be chompin is to be the coolest motherfucker alive
chompin by thisdenisdirty September 7, 2007