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choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe
Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009
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Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
by St. Jerome December 18, 2008
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Chokechain

A type of collar that involves a chain, where when you pull the leash it tightens up. That chokes the dog so they're more inclined to listen to you instead of getting choked again.

3OH!3 are fond of this device, as it helps then control their Pit Bull Lane.
I got a chokechain, ch-ch-chokechain.
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nashville choker

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.
We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.
by vaGina August 12, 2017
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choke me

Very sexual

When your girlfriend wants you to literally choke her without killing her
by Queen milka April 27, 2017
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choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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Vanilla Choke

Ejaculating in the throat of someone while they are deep throating you, causing them to choke on your semen.
Mark: Hey Jim, what did you do last night?
Jim: I vanilla choked Megan!
Mark: Sweet man!
by Mongoose McQueen September 27, 2010
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